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original title: Attack of the Jurassic Shark
duration: 1h 15min
tags: Terror...Untill The Last BIte
keywords: jurassic, shark, bechdeltestpassed, 2010, animalintitle, blood, sharkmonster, absurdism, humanversusshark, lake, trash, cgi, eatenalive, gore, bloodsplatter, death, sharkfeature, creaturefeature, woma
The editing is a case history in how modern technology can be abused to turn a screenplay into a horror story (not for the content of the movie but for anyone viewing it who has in their life time graduated beyond watching a spinning toy above a child's cot (crib)).
From the total lack of acting skills this "thing" seems to be a product of someone who found a camera, asked a couple of friends to join in and then put together a script while eating at Chucky Cheese (or equivalent).
If those responsible ever read these reviews in future if your intending to make another movie, assuming you are not now working in a mall or a drive-thru, try to ensure the lighting is balanced, it looked like Jill (?) was having a torch shone in her eyes in the boat, and for the two girls at the start there is no need to have them splashing water at each other for 20 minutes and generally if your going to film in a stairwell again at least balance the light.
If you have nothing better to do for an hour or so (I am only 25 minutes in but stopped to write this )it is highly recommended as it truly has to be seen to be believed. The worst acting I have had the misfortune to witness in a very, very long time. In fact, I can't remember when I have witnessed worse acting. The dialogue is abysmal, the delivery stilted. The body language screams direction. The special effects are worse than those achieved in the mid-50s. I believe the only way this film could be enjoyed would be for the viewers to be in a heavily altered reality. To get the best out of this film, fast-forward to the final ten minutes - it's when the closing credits start - I think this is where the majority of the budget was spent. Only given a vote of 1 as no zero is available.
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